Me, not talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird
Me, talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird
(via nintooner)
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😰 | she/they | 25
hey kid. im a computah. stop all the downloadin
(via himbofisher)
i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”
(via perfectpuzzle)
nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once
“this sleep schedule shit is easy” (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)
finding out that you now like a food you always hated as a kid is so exciting. now i too get to experience the joys of Coleslaw
(via manywinged)
After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level
i’m evolved i think pda is actually a good and fine thing even when straight people do it but especially when gay people do. it’s nice to see love in public don’t be a hater grab a loved one and smooch them in line for your pretzel bites or something
(via butchorc)
it’s so foggy out on the road i can’t make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me
(via thestarvedghost)
Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
(via lilypadpond)
